Barry Louis Polisar – I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night Lyrics

Be quiet and quickly gulp it down.”
Just then we heard a thump and a clumpity clump clump clump
We knew it was our mommy and in the darkness we all bumped
Then the lights came on and I heard her say
“Blah blah blah blah,” in her special “blah blah” way
“Who finished up the cake? Then her face turned red
And I bet you know exactly what she said
She said, “Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah!” Who’s the rotten kid?”
And since Tommy had the last piece, I said, “He did!”
She looked at him and saw that his face was full of crumbs
With chocolate flavored icing on his nose and on his thumbs
I went back upstairs as my mother yelled some more
“Blah blah blah blah” just like before
But I knew it wasn’t right; Tom was just a kid;
So I told her that the cake was eaten by my Uncle Sid
Mommy looked surprised. I sneaked into the kitchen in the middle of the night
And I found a chocolate cake and I cut it with a knife
Twelve pieces I did cut. Eleven of them I ate
And one by one, there was almost none left upon the plate
But before I finished eating, I saved a little slice
To give to my baby brother, ’cause I am very nice
I crawled back upstairs and got my brother out of bed
And quietly I whispered and this is what I said
As we walked real quiet down the bedroom stairs
With Tommy sucking his thumb and hugging his teddy bear
I said “Quick, quick Tommy, look what I found! Shhhhh!